Ah, well, then, I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.

Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde · Lord Illingworth in the picture gallery at Hunstanton.

Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde · The source reads: “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” · From the dialogue "The Critic as Artist".

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

Oscar Wilde

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Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.

Attributed to Winston Churchill · A saying Churchill's family and staff recalled; no record of the day he said it.

A broker is a man who takes your fortune and runs it into a shoestring.

Alexander Woollcott

When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Mae West

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“Ah, well, then, I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.”

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

“Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”

“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.”

“Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.”

“A broker is a man who takes your fortune and runs it into a shoestring.”

“When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”