When I was a soldier, infantry used to walk and cavalry used to ride. But now the infantry require motor-cars, and even the tanks have to have horse boxes to take them to battle.

Winston Churchill · Recorded in Lord Ismay's memoirs, 1943

I hope I shall be pardoned if I do not confine myself entirely to the uncontroversial methods which I usually practise.

Winston Churchill · House of Commons, 4 December 1952

Winston Churchill · Article “Consistency in Politics”, Pall Mall, July 1927

Winston Churchill · To Michael Collins, who complained that a price had been put on his head

More Funny Quotes

Benjamin Franklin · Poor Richard’s Almanac. July

Anthony Trollope · Phineas Finn (1869), ch. 47

Mark Twain · Following the Equator (1897), Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, ch. 8

Every general-knowledge topic and the A-to-Z lists.

The world A to Z: flags, countries, the sciences, places, people, subjects.