My ancestors did not come over in the Mayflower. They met the boat.
Will Rogers · A Cherokee by birth, he told the joke for years; this wording is from a newspaper report in the last weeks of his life.
Will Rogers · A Cherokee by birth, he told the joke for years; this wording is from a newspaper report in the last weeks of his life.
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Albert Einstein · Scribbled in 1933 on a letter from a man who argued that gravity, by turning people sideways and upside down as the earth rotates, explained why they do foolish things like falling in love; the meme form "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love" is the trimmed version.
Robert Fulghum · The internet credits a shortened "mutual weirdness" version to Dr. Seuss, but Quote Investigator traces it to Fulghum's 1997 book; the Seuss label first appeared in 2011, twenty years after Geisel died.
Phoebe Buffay · Lisa Kudrow's Phoebe in Friends (1994 to 2004) · Phoebe to the others as Rachel kisses Ross after watching the prom video, proof of her theory that lobsters mate for life and Ross and Rachel are each other's lobsters; writer Alexa Junge took the idea from her own husband.
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