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Exit, pursued by a bear.

William Shakespeare

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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

William Shakespeare

I am a feather for each wind that blows.

William Shakespeare

In nature there's no blemish but the mind; none can be called deformed but the unkind.

William Shakespeare

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Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Frank Zappa

For God's sake don't say yes until I've finished talking.

Darryl F. Zanuck

An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

Henry Wotton

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